After NCC orders all Network provider to increase their Data plans
price, Amala.ng brings you these 10 categories of people that won’t come
1. Broke Guys:
Recession has turned many financially buoyant guys to become broke
that they can’t even boast of two square meal let alone subscribe for
a full month data plan. Many will agree with me that NCC will only be
compounding these people’s problems because they will have to borrow
phones from their enemies just to check their Bet9ja tickets.
2. Whatsapp Subscribers:
The WhatsApp subscribers are so economical that they can manage 10MB
for a whole year without getting exhausted. By the time 20MB monthly
WhatsApp plan is reduced to 2MB per month, these people will only
switch on their data once in every 23 hours just reply the pending
3. Facebook Subscribers:
Once data rates increases, monitoring spirits on facebook will
drastically reduce as guy will not be able to ass-lick ladies on
social media. In fact, they will only view ladies profile pictures on
Facebook and will not be able to comment since they will be managing
their weekly data plans which might be reduced to from 25MB to 10MB.
4. Stingy/Greedy People:
These are the people that have money yet stingy to themselves. Even if
they’re being offered 50GB for N1, 000, they will still wail and
complain that they deserve more. These people are likely to use their
money to gulp beer and devour nkwobi when data rate is Increased as
they see it as waste of money.
5. Night Crawlers:
These are the people that can’t browse during the daytime but will
have to wait till 12am so that they can subscribe for N25 night
browsing just to dowload from naijauncut and xvideos. I believe it’s
cruelty if service providers increase data rates and cease night
browsing plans because these people will no longer have any hope of
surfing the net even at midnight.
6.Cheap phones users:
Some people are using cheap phones that can’t even subscribe Airtel
3GB monthly plan. When data rates is increased, they may choose not to
subscribe again their monthly data plan can even buy their phones.
7. Those who relay on people for data sharing:
Those who rely on people to share data with them will be put to shame
because, increase in data rates will make those who share data with
them to become stingy. These people will become wailers and will begin
to rain curses on Buhari and NCC.
8. Ladies who rely on men for subscription:
I know that thing will soon go worse that most guys will not be able
to subscribe for themselves let one subscribe for ladies. Therefore,
ladies will be willing to trade their virginity for data subscription
so that they can have access to Facebook and whatsapp. The ones who
can’t do this will be stranded as life will become boring to them.
9. Data resell Scammers:
Those who spam social media with ridiculously cheap data plans may not
be able to even subscribe let alone spam websites in a bid to scam
I have already predicted that increase in data rates will bring about
peace on social media as hooligans, bashers and derailers will not be
able to subscribe let alone bash people on social media. This implies
that only the rich will be found on social media.
I drop my pen at this juncture
Feel free to add yours