Why people buy Apple products was always a mystery to me for ages.
I’ve been asking myself and asking any Apple owner i can find from the gym to the office why people buy Apple products and i can’t seem to get a straight answer. In fact eh, i deduce that even the users of this mysterious gadget really have no clue whatsoever.
Some say they buy it for the perception (you hold an Apple, you have class and all that mumbo jumbo…which is probably true BTW). Others say flimsy reasons like, “Ehhh…i’ve been using iPhone since back in the iPhone 3G days and I’ve never looked back.” (See your mouth like iPhone 3G. Dem never born some of una back then sef).
So after one flimsy reason to the next idiotic logic about why people buy Apple products people threw my way, i came to a shocking conclusion to the question of why do people buy apple products and it’s quite simple really…
Apple is using Jazz. Period.
Since the inception of Steve Jobs, Apple have been using Jazz as far as i’m concerned. Hell! I can even prove it!
In my head, i can just see a room full of old men clad in red, chalk marks drawn here and there tossing some cowries and pieces of chicken bone on a mat and chanting incantations,
“Apple gbọdọ jẹ aṣeyọri. Apple gbọdọ ta. Apple gbọdọ ṣe owo. A ni ori eniyan.“
Ok, let’s be serious for a moment.
When you consider the number of disadvantages of using Apple products, you really begin to wonder if it’s indeed Jazz Tim Cook is using. I mean, take a long hard look at these facts below. These are some of the issues encountered using Mac books for example.
How else do you explain that a company that is trillion-dollar successful has products this flawed but yet, millions of people all over the world still flock to buy? Don’t get me wrong people, I’m an Apple and Steve Job lover, but there is really only one answer to why do people buy Apple products…it’s Jazz! Strong Juju.
Why don’t we also checkout their iPhones on the other hand. Here are the disadvantages of using an iPhone: